Lyrics

Can’t figure out what we’re saying? You’ve come to the right place. Here are the lyrics for all of our finished songs, alphabetically by the title! Click the links below to see the lyrics.

“And Then I Died”
“Don’t Throw That Book At Me”
“Emo Guy”
“Flushed”
“He Didn’t Do It”
“Hermione”
“Holiday Revenge”
“Let Myrtle Save the Day”
“Prefects Are Hot”
“Sitting on the Toilet”

We write all of the lyrics ourselves, with an occasional quote from the Harry Potter books.